1. I’m not really a very nice person
2. I trust the wrong people
3. I am very good at singing (and this shouldn’t be taken as arrogance, because it’s one of three things i’m actually good at)
4. I really like sex. I think sex is important.
5. I’m really good at writing essays. this is number two.
6. I like me some good bass.
7. I dabble in drugs sometimes
8. i have a wide handspan
9. I give good head (number 3)
10. I like being happy. everyone should be happy. happiness is good for you.